37° C

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, “My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610″

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, he’s too good. They are studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying “Parking Fine”

He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for complement.”

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather
forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other
hand it would be hot.

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Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is “u will go to jail”

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning

Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

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Ah Beng just arrived in Sydney for his overseas study. He decides to visit local bar. He doesn’t know how to order a drink though, so not to embarass himself, he decides to see how local people do and just follow it. A man comes to the bar and says “Johnnie Walker, Single!” and he gets a drink. Another man comes in and shouts “Jack Daniel, Single!” and he also gets a drink. Confidently, Ah Beng stands up from the corner, approaching the bar he says loudly “Tan Ah Beng, married!”